April 2012
this girl posted a picture of herself in an oshawott, tepig and snivy shirt on fb. she has never mentioned liking pokemon before, so being the meanie i am, i asked “what pokemon are those? :]”
and she was like “IDK lol i just felt like embracing my nerdie side(:”
Friend: Unova sucks because it has ice cream and gear Pokémon
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Officer Jenny: So he just jumped in front of a moving Battle Subway train?
fergzilla’s name means: 1) Garbage. 2) Obviously homo. Well, I DO kinda like the Trubbish family, but homo??i-fight-zombies’s name means: 1) Owns a large collection of shota. 2) Mankind’s savior.
welp.lolchesto69’s name means: 1) A fine gentleman. 2) Likes homo.
Apple-tea-is-wonderful’s name means: 1) Tweeting too much. 2) To get excited.
But I don’t have a twitter…
But I do get excited a lot…
Fluff:
Smut:
Angst:
AU Fics:
Fics with your otp:
Fics with a ship you don’t like:
Inaccurate Fics:
Fics that never update:
Fics where your favorite character dies:
Fics that make you laugh:
Fics with a twist ending:
Fics that include their Oc:
so my post was good enough to like but not good enough to reblog
While the MPAA goes after people for downloading ripped theater vids of Twilight, 92 year old Hyman Strachman has been churning out shitloads of DVDs of first run movies to send to American troops overseas. Because he’s old and he’s doing it for the troops, so the MPAA can suck it.
is that the old man from Up?
Fuck AARP.
Fuck the police.badass old people are my favorites















